A Traditional Christmas Pun

True Story.

I've continued the theme of an awful pun over the past several years during the Christmas season. At least once each year, while wrapping a gift, I play music from Eminem and tastelessly say that I am rapping (wrapping) for Christmas. I'm sure just reading this now caused you a tremendous amount of pain, so I apologize.

This year, for the first time in several years, I did not Christmas rap. The morning of Christmas eve, I pull up to the coffee shop, and out of a park vehicle is blaring Eminem music. I flash back through all the times I was rapping while wrapping. Seems like there's no escaping my Holiday traditions.

Looking For A Square Deal

One thing that I've been waiting for all year is the reappearance of Ghirardelli Eggnog Squares in the stores. They arrived a couple weeks ago, but all I've been able to find are bags with different varieties that include the eggnog flavor. I hate dishing out all that money, just to get a few of the eggnog, but it looks like that's my only course at present. If anyone knows of a local source of bags that are only eggnog, you will make me smile.